7,600 Yards on a Man-Made Island: What the East Potomac Overhaul Leaves Out
7,600 Yards On a weekday morning at Hains Point, four grey-haired men push...
7,600 Yards
On a weekday morning at Hains Point, four grey-haired men push their carts down the third fairway at East Potomac. They paid about $30 for eighteen holes, walking, carrying their own bags, no caddie, no one wearing a logoed polo. A few hundred yards away, on the drawing that American media is currently pulling apart, that same piece of ground will hold a single 18-hole course stretching beyond 7,600 yards.
To feel how heavy 7,600 yards is, set it beside Bethpage Black — the public course on Long Island that has hosted the U.S. Open twice, in 2026 and 2026 — which measures roughly 7,400 to 7,500 yards from the championship tees. The East Potomac proposal would be longer than a major venue.
I used to run the 400 metres. In 2026, at the city-level school games, I led my semi-final and then cramped at the 350-metre mark, went down, and finished last in 62.14 seconds — four seconds off my personal best. The fall of 2026 did not stop me; it redirected the whole track. It also taught me something about distance that I carried straight into commentary: 400 metres and 800 metres are not the same race made harder. They are two different events, two different energy systems, two different athletes. Move a 400-metre runner up to 800 without rewriting the training plan and he does not get slower. He breaks.
7,600 yards is public golf's jump to the 800.

A Man-Made Island and a Piece of Paper
East Potomac Golf Links sits on Hains Point, an artificial peninsula wedged between the Potomac River and the Washington Channel, inside the District of Columbia. The land is federally held, managed through the National Park Service — East Potomac Park is part of the federal park system. Golf has been played on this peninsula since the early twentieth century, when Washington's civil-service class needed somewhere to hit a ball at the weekend without knocking on a private club's door.
The facility's current structure has four components: 36 holes split across two 18-hole courses, a driving range, and a miniature golf course. That is a portfolio, not a single product. Beginners have the mini-golf and the range. Casual players have the shorter course. Better players have the longer one. Each tier has its own entrance, its own price, its own pace.
The overhaul reported in the American press — and the subject of the GOLF.com commentary — collapses that portfolio into one 18-hole course of more than 7,600 yards, built to championship standard. Four doors replaced by one door, and that door designed for people already deep inside the building.
This story is familiar. In Hai Phong I watched a public volleyball court get rezoned into a covered pickleball facility charging by the hour. The old players are still around. They just have nowhere to go. Nobody demolished anything. A tier of players simply disappeared from the map.
What is different at East Potomac is the paperwork. The land does not belong to the person proposing the redesign. It is federal land administered by the National Park Service. Any significant change of use has to pass through that agency, and through public comment and environmental review besides. The line the commentary keeps returning to — it isn't his — is not a jab. It is a legal argument in shorthand.
For someone who reads documents for a living, this is where signal separates from noise. The noise is the proposer's name, the political argument, the commentary economy that feeds on both. The signal sits in three dry things: the land-use structure, the operating-contract terms, and the revenue per round. Anyone reading only the noise will miss all three.
The Proposer Is Not a Tour Player
Donald Trump is not a competitive golfer. He has no OWGR ranking, no major record, no Strokes Gained profile to analyse. Any comparison framed around how good a player he is compares the wrong object.
The right object is a golf course developer. He has built and owned courses from Doral to Bedminster, from Turnberry to his branded properties in Scotland and Ireland. That is a genuine record, and it says something specific: his competence is in producing symbolic golf products that sell to people willing to pay a premium to play somewhere with a name.
That competence has value. It is simply not the same kind of competence a public course on federal land requires.
The anecdote the commentary cites is worth dissecting because it is a lesson in method. Senator Lindsey Graham recounted that in 2026, at Trump
